Wednesday, May 28, 2014

What is Plum About Ministries?


Modi government is in place.  But various parties of the coalition are angry or peeved.  One guy is (obviously prompted by his party) is not taking charge – trying to twist the arm of the PM through a public blackmail!

News reports are talking about weighty ministries.  Some prefer to call them “plum” posts (I hope PG Wodehouse will pardon them – “Rum, I say, that these chappies think of dragging my name even here”).  It leaves me wondering as to what is plum about these ministries.

Ministries like finance, defence are considered important by everyone around.  So the bureaucracy would only post the smart, intelligent and best officers to these departments.  So the quality of the notes and decisions which a minster would find on his desk would be better, needing less of his brains.  By and large the decision making processes is set, needing far less effort on his part (A war may make things different and in such cases, the decision would move to the PMO, I suppose) and most of the critical/decision would go to the cabinet anyway.

Let us look at the less plum jobs.  Say, Women and Child Development or Consumer Affairs etc.  These are places where poor quality bureaucrats are posted and you have to push them to work.  Clearly, you need some energy to make things work here. And it is here that the society and public at large are going to be impacted directly by the changes and innovation that the minister can bring in.

To my mind, then a minster posted to these positions has to bring in more verve and better skills than those who get plum posts.

Plum, therefore, is a euphemism for the TV exposure you will get (and therefore improve your chances of getting re-elected and move on to the PMs chair) or it is the weighty because of the suitcases that are brought to you?  How else would a department like civil aviation be more critical to India than Department of Social Welfare? How come HRD has suddenly become very important?  Because of the private players in education who can “pay” for permissions or it is possible to dole out permissions to your party supporters or worse still you your caste kinsmen?

By repeating the word plum, news anchors are doing us disfavour. They are bringing in the undercurrents a certain legitimacy.  It is a fight for spoils.  Let us not plaster over the money making saying “it is plum” because it is somehow more important.